[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [Many times.]
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [Since a boat is a water vehicle, yes when I was 3 or 4.]
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [All the time.]
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.

So far: 6
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[   ] You know it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [I was an inch away from touching.]
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and TwinkleTwinkle Little Star have the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit. [Many at the dentist.]

So far: 11
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[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. [I mainly type on my iPod soooooo, yeah.]
[(X)] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [I'm a pyromaniac let's just put it at that. (hence the parenthesis.)]
[X] You tried to drink from a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 15 (16)
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[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [Mainly in my language arts/reading classes.]
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads' and walk away from you. [All the time. ]
[   ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

So far: 19 (20)
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[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [When ever I go out for a run.]
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [Like doing my homework or cleaning the front of my closet.]
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside-out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it  was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 24 (25)
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[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [Not much anymore. But when I was eleven I always got those chain text messages and I always forwarded them. I only do that know if it's something funny, or if it's meme related.]
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [I play connect the dot when I turn to my wall.]

So far: 29 (30)
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[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. [NOPE!!!]

Total: 32 (33)

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am ___% Insane!!!"

32____________33
X3____________X3
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  6_____________9
+90 _________+90
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96____________99
      YAY MATH!!!!